10 funniest Detroit Lions fantasy football team names for 2023

So you've drafted a fantasy football team, or multiple teams now, or you soon will. But there's at least one league that means a little more to you, be it via financial investment, the group that makes up the league (long-time friends, family, etc.) or whatever else might fit. In a word, it's personal and there will be consequences (real or intrinsic) for not doing well--or doing particularly poorly--in said league(s).

With that heavier investment, you don't want to just have your own name as your team name. And if you're reading this site, there's a chance you're a big Detroit Lions' fan who metaphorically bleeds Honolulu Blue. So maybe you'd like to find a fantasy team name which clearly reflects that fandom. A team name with a humorous tint would be even better, right?. If so, we're here for you with some ideas.

Here are 10 funny fantasy football team names to show your status as a card-carrying Detroit Lions fan. In no particular order, in terms of best to worst.

10 funny Detroit Lions-related fantasy football team names

A Penei For Your Thoughts
A nod to Lions right tackle Penei Sewell, proving you don't have to be a skill position player to be worthy of having a fantasy football team named after you. "A Penei From Heaven" might work here too, since the Lions are certainly fortunate to have Sewell.

The Jared Goff Section

There are a lot of fantasy team name possibilities rooted in the Lions' quarterback's surname, but let's narrow it down to a few.

Taking It Goff
It's About To Go Goff
Get Goff My Lawn

The Rest

Jahmyr I Go Again (or just Jahmyr I Go)
Amon On A Mission
Amon In Full
Halapouli My Vaitai
I Call Gibbs
The Full Mont(gomer)y

Honorable Mentions: Going Goff, Goff It Goes, Decker the Halls, Everybody Loves (Kalif) Raymond, Any LaPorta In A Storm, Gibbs And You Shall Receive