Ranking every Detroit Lions team from the last 25 years (15-11)

PHILADELPHIA, PA - DECEMBER 08: Calvin Johnson #81 of the Detroit Lions carries the ball as Nate Allen #29 of the Philadelphia Eagles defends on December 8, 2013 at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)
PHILADELPHIA, PA - DECEMBER 08: Calvin Johnson #81 of the Detroit Lions carries the ball as Nate Allen #29 of the Philadelphia Eagles defends on December 8, 2013 at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images) /
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14. The 2007 Detroit Lions

Record: 4.5

  • Jon Kitna guaranteed ten wins. The fact that he only came up three short in the end is pretty incredible considering the infrastructure for 0-16 the next year was fully in place. 7-9 seemed like a collapse considering how the season finished, but with the benefit of hindsight, the magical first half of 2007 seems more and more absurd.

Achievements: 2.5

  • Started off the year 6-2 including 4-0 at home during that stretch
  • Ranked dead last in scoring defense, kicking off a three-peat for that dubious feat
  • Lost four games by 30+ points. To get a little perspective of just how ridiculous that is: over the past ten years combined, the Lions have only lost a game that badly TWICE.

Star Power: 1

  • QB Jon Kitna, a lifetime backup who briefly became a folk hero around Detroit when it looked like he might actually speak his ten wins into existence.
  • Rookie Calvin Johnson, showing only a few glimmers of what he was about to become
  • DB Ramzee Robinson, “Mr. Irrelevant” of the 2007 NFL Draft. I include him partially as a joke, but partially to illustrate that this was NOT a very talented Lions team.

Entertainment Value: 8

  • Maybe it’s just because I was in college, and the excitement and importance level of everything is magnified during those years, but I was absolutely bought into this team.
  • Jon Kitna’s irrational confidence, overtime against the Vikings, the 34 point fourth quarter in the first Chicago game, the Shaun Rogers pick-six, leading by two touchdowns late in the game against the 10-1 Cowboys…this Little Engine That Could (Until It Couldn’t) definitely had its moments.
  • It’s probably also the first season where I’d say my Lions fandom bordered on being unhealthy, which I won’t get into here

Final Score: 16