Analyzing the different types of Detroit Lions fans

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The Terminator

Nov 28, 2013; Detroit, MI, USA; Detroit Lions head coach Jim Schwartz during the third quarter against the Green Bay Packers during a NFL football game on Thanksgiving at Ford Field. Mandatory Credit: Tim Fuller-USA TODAY Sports

I love this fan. Not because anything they say makes sense or anything. But because of their outrage and what it leads to every season.

After every loss, The Terminator wants everyone fired. Fire the coach, fire the GM, fire the coordinator, fire the towel boy and the security guards. This armchair GM knows what the Lions need to succeed and it’s not anyone that is currently on the payroll. The Terminator isn’t always bad though. The fire Millen era is a direct response from The Terminator and I think we are all happy that monster can’t hurt us anymore. Fire Scwartz wasn’t a bad idea either.

The Terminator also wants every player of importance cut or traded. Every Matthew Stafford interception is usually followed by “trade Stafford, he sucks” The Terminator knows who the Lions should turn to for success  on the field as well. The back up. Every Terminator knows what every scout and GM in the NFL doesn’t know, Kellen Moore is a winner and should take he rightful place as the Lions starting quarterback immediately after the Lions trade Stafford for a first round pick.

We love you Terminator. Even if you’re crazy.

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