Power Ranking: Detroit Lions Opponents in 2015

Nov 19, 2012; San Francisco, CA, USA; San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick (7) scrambles from Chicago Bears defensive tackle Henry Melton (69) and nose tackle Stephen Paea (92) at Candlestick Park. The 49ers defeated the Bears 32-7. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee/Image of Sport-USA TODAY Sports

Just last week San Francisco 49ers GM Trent Baalke called me to ask if I would like to play some linebacker for the 49ers this year. Apparently there’s a shortage out in the Bay Area. All jokes aside, the 49ers lost a great deal of talent this offseason in free agency and an absurd amount of retirements for one offseason. Weirdly most of the retirees played linebacker.

What the 49ers still have is a talented quarterback who has the wheels to make any defense miserable. unfortunately for him, he lost his starting running back and a starting receiver. It will be interesting to see how this team does in 2015.

Also, sorry Trent, I’m like 15o lbs overweight. Maybe next year, unless you throw in some sort of pizza endorsement.

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