I Can’t Keep the NFL Lockout Locked Out of my Brain

I haven’t been able to keep the NFL lockout out of my mind while awake and it has now appeared in my mind while asleep. That’s right, I had a lockout dream last night.

The dream, or at least the part I remember of it, wasn’t very long and it mostly consisted of watching and ESPN-style report that a labor deal would be announced in about 20 minutes. Not surprisingly, I never got to that part. Too bad because multiple sources were reporting it in my head as I fought off the remaining time before my alarm went off.

I am left to believe that DeMaurice Smith and Roger Goodell have put aside their differences to invade my brain and plant this seed. With no good-willed Mr. Charles to alert me (come on, I couldn’t write a dream post with an Inception reference), the seed will grow and grow until it eats me from the inside out. The two sides must be close to a deal, right? RIGHT?

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  • LionFanCA

    To me, it’s like a break-up between a couple that I’m friends with. Don’t really want to say anything to damning about either party to make the other feel better because you know eventually they’ll get back together and hold my comments against me, lol

    • http://sidelionreport.com/ Zac Snyder

      haha, that is a very interesting analogy! Mostly I just don’t care what happens as long as they end up playing football like they should. I’m all for whatever steps, decision, process, etc. that pushes this along towards a conclusion.

  • dip

    NFL Players and Owners: Why are you the way that you are? I hate…so much…about the things you choose to be.