Rookie Running Back Can't Break Habit Of Saying 'Thank You' During Handoffs

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CHICAGO—Despite Matt Forte’s remarkably strong rookie year thus far, Bears coaches are concerned that their running back’s progress may be hindered by his habit of carefully thanking the quarterback after each handoff. “It demonstrates his strong character and team ethic, but it really is unnecessary to say things like ‘Thank you,’ ‘You shouldn’t have,’ and ‘Oh, all for me? But I didn’t get you anything,’” said position coach Tim Spencer, who expressed concern that screen passes might be telegraphed by Forte’s insistence on shouting “Please?” when open. “We got him down to ‘Thanks,’ which is a start, but his impeccable manners are already starting to rub off on his teammates. [Quarterback] Kyle [Orton] is saying ‘You’re welcome’ out of reflex, and our linemen won’t stop pardoning themselves and saying ‘Excuse me’ as they block the defense out of the way. It’s becoming a distraction.” Other Bears jumping on the etiquette bandwagon include Devin Hester, who bids “Farewell” to opposing special teamers, and Rex Grossman, who has been gentlemanly about sharing his spot on the bench.

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