By: Kurt

Kurt — Mon, 19 May 2008 19:24:44 +0000

Can’t wait to hear your take on the “F— em” e-mail that Caputo wrote about.

By: thelandryhat

thelandryhat — Sun, 18 May 2008 19:42:42 +0000

The Lions increased ticket prices? Yikes. Last team I thought would do that. I wouldn’t want to pay 90 bucks to watch that team play.

By: Uncle Omar

Uncle Omar — Fri, 16 May 2008 02:30:28 +0000

So, Bill Ford called Matt Millen. Matt was walking his dog, but answered his cell. They agreed to meet for drinks at The New Lindell because Matt could bring his dog in with him. After they arrived and ordered their drinks they began talking about Drew Stanton. A man walked in off the street and lifted up Millen’s dog’s tail and peered intently at his hind quarters. He shook his head and walked out. Bill asked Millen what that was about and Millen said he didn’t know. They ordered another drink and Bill asked Millen if he had tried talked to Barry Sanders about coming out of retirement again. Before Millen could answer, another man walked into the bar walked over to Millen’s dog and lifted up its tail and peered at his posterior intently. He, too, shook his head and walked out. Millen said “The next guy who messes with my dog is going to get clotheslined like I used to do that wimp Marcus Allen in practice.” Before he could answer the Barry Sanders question, another man walked in, grabbed the dog’s tail and lifted it. Millen stood up, but Bill Ford grabbed his arm and said “Wait a minute, Matt. Mister what are you doing to my friend’s dog?” The stranger said “There’s a guy outside who said there’s a dog in here with two assholes.”

Comments on: Fords claim to be “proponents of affordable options.” Which is why they raised ticket prices, right?

By: Kurt

By: thelandryhat

By: Uncle Omar